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Comedy Post: My Crazy Relative's Visit ( Part 12 )

'W' was having time of his life as he started recording the dance with his phone, and was also thinking of making the video viral. He was desperately waiting for the video to be captured by the camera of his smartphone.  Whereas 'S' was displaying his dance, and at the same time fuming in anger, and concluded taking out the little jackpot that, he had with him. I forgot to mention the fact, that where ever he went,  he always carried a small box with him, which was of medium size. And was rectangular as, well, as a little bit huge. Now, what was in the box, let me but in before I continue this story even further. It has gone by that anyone would ask him this question as to what was in the black box and on the outside it was written in bold letters ' Caution: Do Not Open This box'.  I asked him about it earlier and in response, I came to know from the horse's mouth ( I mean my relative known as 'S' ) That he is carrying poisonous snakes in that myster

Comedy Post: My Crazy Relative's Visit ( Part 11 )

  ,My poor relative who is 'S ' did not know anything about general knowledge but his skills were much more appreciated, wherever animals came into the playing field of dark forests, and the unknown dimensions of the land area. Technically speaking, He was telling me the other day about, his feud with the lineman over not fixing his telephone on time. And for even, which amounts to bills were being paid on time by him.  He was so much angrier over, the disconnection of his telephone. In reality, he started dancing in his favorite Nagin pose in front of the lineman.  Even the lineman was getting entertainment and that also was free of cost. But the lineman was enjoying, the show too much that he forgot to fix his line, and lied down on the floor and enjoyed the show that ' S ' was running. But somewhere, he was not able to figure out what was going, on. Let's give the lineman a name. Well, how would ' W' sound? If you ask me then, I would write that it is ade

Wife ( Part 2 )

I had asked my relative the other day that does, he believes in ghosts and he replied, that I see ghosts every day and mostly when I wake up in the morning. At first, I thought he must have been talking about, his wife because it has to be her that, he watches from a distance from morning till night.  Well, to be more precise I could write, that not a ghost but an Aatma because pronouncing a female with a male name simply, does not make much sense to me. Since I cannot figure out any head or tail from it.  It would be best to refer, to her as an ' Aatma ' but he told me that, his wife is worse than that and what he quoted to me earlier was in the form of 'Chudail or Witch'.  I told him that this is a common problem of every living male on this planet and there is nothing much which, I can help out of it.  I was telling myself as to what, will be the title of this passage, and at first, I thought to name it as the 'second installment of Ghosts '. I finally though

Comedy Post: My Crazy Relative's Visit ( Part 10 )

The forest officer is once again here and will make everyone laugh especially, those whoever is reading this post as of now. The other day he was telling me how in the midwinters, he used to catch dangerous crocodiles and used to fight them with his bare body.  As he used to get pretty mad when seeing them around him, and not even his so-called famous dance could have saved on that very moment. He uses a trick and that too also, in the form of his overwhelming gas that he used to pass from his backdoor onto their faces. And they usually used to get unconscious with that little secret trick of his. It is obvious to say that many animals at that time also used to get unwell whenever he does such a nasty thing of protecting his loved ones also in the forest.  Many years later when he was, almost at the foot of retirement then, at that spot he was accumulating money for not his family but for purchasing a first-hand new car. But not for his fun but for testing the speed of his own body alo

Comedy Post: My Crazy Relative's Visit ( Part 9 )

What was I writing in the previous sequel? Does anyone remember coz hopefully, it has got slipped from my mind as of now?.  It may require deeper inhalation of oxygen for a few moments and then, I would be ready to wrap up my thoughts in this sequel about something.  Reader:  Dear Mr. Famous writer, you were, writing about ( Ghosts: Spirits Live Forever ) and the first installment is over and we would like to read the second sequel, as of now in this passage.  Kindly please go grab an energy drink and recall your thoughts. Writer: Oh, Thank You so much my dear fans for making me remember where was I. So, without wasting any more precious time I would like to start my passage. Reader: Gladly, Agreed for the Same Writer: Thank You So as I was writing my relative had complete knowledge that yes, spirits do exist after an event happened with him in the past at his very house. He was living alone at that time when he was newly appointed as a forest officer. And at that time, he did not have

Righteous Way : Special ( Part 7 )

I feel so much pity for the lady who I keep glorifying in my past passage till now and honestly speaking I can also summarize this piece of writing with a much deeper understanding. and for which kindly, please read till the last word of the sentence.  Her works are truly remarkable not only in her world but also in front of the whole world. I have observed her in more tangled-up situations and there is hardly anyone who is out there in this world, who can measure up to her mesmerizing nature of love and strength.  Her role as a social health worker has not only strengthened the roots of ideologies of all sorts of crazy personalities but even, made much out of it. Sometimes it feels like to scold her in such a way that she can, give retirement to her work, and rest all the time in the big house where her family resides.  If there is a God somewhere I would request him, to take over the mother load that he has put on her delicate shoulders. It is not her age to function as an artificial

Ghosts : Spirits Live Forever ( Part 1 )

  As each one of us knows spirits live forever and when I am writing on this subject, it could also sound the opposite which is quite true in general. Many of us still are in a guessing phase that how can spirits live after a person has gone to heaven.  Let me be frank this is not true especially, in poor areas and the most common of them could be in the form of villages as that, is what might be called in actual sense the real stakeholders of all of this business. In my opinion, I cannot comment on the factor but many people believe it to be somewhat true.  I cannot hinder anyone's feelings regarding this very aspect as everyone has got different sets of beliefs and if I add more to it then let me begin by writing my introductory para which I had, mentioned in the previous passage in the form of my relative. As he is the one who believes in such things and at the same time promotes these silly beliefs which do not make any sense at all.  Till now I have written his life as a fores

Comedy Post: My Crazy Relative's Visit ( Part 8 )

  S who is my relative till now in the story is such, that even when he is alone at his home and having an off from the densely populated forest that he is still guarding with his life. He was, quite worried about the safety of all his friends in the form of all animals in the forest.  He knew that worrying more about them would make him tenser and will eventually, lead to increasing his blood pressure as well, as the steam that he gets from his ears whenever tensed about anything. I know the fact that he produces steam and that is why the other day I decided to make a cup of tea.  Unfortunately, I thought of using the gas pipeline in the kitchen but afterward, I thought of not wasting precious natural resources from the environment. That is where one thought struck my mind and in that very moment, I told myself why not make him tense on purpose, when he is fully ready to blow steam from his ears.  Why not take advantage of the fact, and make tea from the steam that he will pull out. S

Comedy Post: My Crazy Relative's Visit ( Part 7 )

  My crazy relative and his forest officer journey is something that I want to replicate even further on to the edge and much more beyond that too. For 10 years, being a forest officer he taught all, of the monkeys out there about the art of his obsessive ' Nagin Dance '. Even though they were quite reluctant in this learning process. The animals out there were so much inexperienced at this art but there was one thing that 'S' formerly known as my crazy relative brought up and that was in never giving up hope in any field.  It was a weird decision but can't do anything about this art since it was, his domain of the famous dance that he starts performing in front of everyone, especially when there is no audience and in a much more frightful manner. He trained his body as that of a car in his adventurous journey in the dense full dark forest.  And for starters he made monkeys and even elephants sit on his back and after that what was there, in doing more than just mai

DreamLand ( Part 5 )

Dear Diary  The dream I had this morning was something real and I, enjoyed every moment of it as it was, so much like it is happening in an actual sense. Well, what happened was that I was at a party with all of my relatives plus, there were those whom I did not know and was meeting them for the very first time. But, I resort to not being friends with absolute strangers as  " it ain't not right". Anyway, as I was penning down my thoughts that at that party I was roaming here and there in search of my parents.  It was a big hall it was not an easy task of finding them but I did meet them at the end of my dream. I was looking for empty chairs but could not find any as the party hall was on a full house.  What I meant to say is that it was a very much crowded kind of atmosphere. I was feeling so confused at first that why, is the party happening but unfortunately, till the end, it was a mystery not yet solved.  I was approaching different tables on it but probably I was stil

Job ( Part 13 )

V was not as smart as he seems to be till now and he was very proud of his so-called fake friends and almost got them disguised with his trust deep down inside him. He had become something like what could be called in other terms as a toy that can be operated anytime by his friends.  And he was, so much intelligent that he got himself completely goofed even with his life on the line. Now, he met another guy at the fake job center which was in a real sense, a public bathroom or washroom.  There was no such thing as a job interview there at the spot as all, of it was a planned strategy by his nasty friends who were making a good fool out of him. If he wanted he could give all of this planning a thought but, he was very dumb of the interface set up around him.  After his conversation with fake guards disguised as well-wishers of his in the form of his trustworthy friends, he bumped into another of his multicolored friend in disguise and his thought process was so much rotten that he, coul

Comedy Post: My Crazy Relative's Visit ( Part 6 )

  My crazy relative is not only crazy but also lazy. It takes a lot of effort for him to figure out things and for that matter, it can be any kind of stuff related to his daily life.  Once I asked him in general, from where did he acquire such an intelligent brain, and to which his reply was even funnier when he told me all about it. He said that when he was adopted by the fisherman who rescued his life at that,  time even his stepfather who I am dragging too much in the form of a fisherman spent lots of his time in the very same forest. And particularly at the sea coast for him to hunt down lots of fish as his daily earnings depend on it. So, S was again abandoned by the seaside, whenever the fisherman went busy especially that time.  Being left alone was something which he could not understand anything but he got lucky that another parent's monkey family started to become friends with him. At first sight, he stared at them for a few hours, and the opposite happened with them too

Comedy Post: My Crazy Relative's Visit ( Part 5 )

Well, anyway it is not even wrong in writing a name before the start of the para and I see, no harm in doing so and so I take back whatever I, wrote in the previous sequel. Okay, now let me continue from where I, left from papers of yesterday.  And till now S who had fallen from the sky into the arms of those monkey parents in the densely populated forest was lying in their arms. He did not know what happened and as a matter of fact, it is not his age of knowing anything as a baby.  There was a raging storm in the forest which led to a lot of water flowing in and out of the whole area leading, to the arousal of floods and it happened. Yes, Sir, this is no joke in this context, as far as the storm is concerned.  But eventually, it leads to even more damage as he had lost his monkey parents who were looking after him as guardians as they, could not survive the storm and had gone to the gates of heaven. It is sad to think about this but anyway, so somehow, my relative managed to stay aliv

Comedy Post: My Crazy Relative's Visit ( Part 4 )

I am not going to write the name of my relative, again and again, kindly please find out from the past passages as it does not fit the bill. What I meant to say is that I feel this calling of name is a very odd instance that cannot be repeated again and again.  Saying it once would do the trick and there is no point in saying it over and over as it does not make any kind of sense in the public interest. He is a very probable person who runs out of gas when in a problem.  Well, what I meant to say or write is that before becoming a forest officer he was, training his mind and soul towards becoming a great driver and that also without even, having any knowledge about the mechanisms of the car. His origin was by default in the green forest where he was taken care of by friendly monkey parents throughout his growing years.  It was their guidance that has cultivated and sprouted him into the person he wished to be as that would be role played in protecting the raw innocent animals from the

Comedy Post: My Crazy Relative's Visit ( Part 3 )

S somewhere in the story which has got some not so likable personalities in the general interest of the public. There was another time whereby the opposite happened at that time as instead of him visiting my place. Every time, I somehow thought of visiting his house once in a full bright night light. Well, what happened was that during my visit to his house was somehow a very strange kind of experience which was not expected from him.  But I certainly could not expect any less from him. I was randomly out of curiosity in communication and asked him that where is the place where he reserves all of his valuable assets but to my surprise, the kind of response was not expected.  Let me share this comical character in my family which is more than a forest officer and I would refer to him as a cartoon. His response in return was that the place where all of those valuable monuments are kept is somewhat not reachable.  As he has trained snakes in that room and in fact, they reside there and it

The Journey : So Far .... ( Part 20 )

  I am sorry please kindly excuse me for being away for a lot of days from my blogging sphere as I was really for that matter somewhere else and everything was at a halt but not anymore. Well, it takes a lot of time whenever someone like me is away from making another century. And I believe that I needed this small break in sharing my areas of unknown adventure. I know that I am quite mixed up or juggled up between these empty pages as it feels like living another life but I, am not sure that whether I, will ever be able to maintain the balance between the two things at the same time.  But with adequate time at my side, it will be not a problem as time passes away along with the blowing wind. Getting 4000 watch hours on YouTube was a challenge to me as I had added this challenge to my sleepless nights and was not even trying to make much out of all this narrative. I watched so many fake videos which only gave the impression of spreading the wings of big businesses and nothing more than

Comedy Post: My Crazy Relative's Visit ( Part 2 )

As I had written in the previous passage and I would still keep on improving on my lines or the very basic words. Maybe I have not written these words before but anyway it does not matter anymore, and as, long as I am writing to fulfill the oath that I had made to my precious and most Respected Bhabhi Ma.  S was acting so weird that even when he was preparing for the post of forest officer even then also he used to perform his favorite classic and that is the Nagin Dance. He again made me laugh at the kind of reply that I was not even expecting yet it remained in my dreams so far away.  His additional reply when I resorted to the fact that the ' telephone people are not interested in fixing the line ' was that ' if they continued to behave in such a manner then he would have no option but to blow off the whistle from his mouth in front of them and after that throwing snakes and lions on to them'.  Well, this was a highly obnoxious reply that brought a smile to my glowin

Comedy Post: My Crazy Relative's Visit

  It is good to write comedy posts also and that also in the middle of nowhere where things feel like jumping up and down. Let me make it much clearer that visit that my relative keeps making during his free hours at my home and that also very frequently makes my spine laugh all out.  What I meant to say is that his visit I, mean 'S ' visit is something that tills now even thinking on those lines makes me laugh and I, have no control over my laughter when this happens. Well, now let's share this funny kind of incident with my readers as I feel that the time is right to make another goal in my blogging career so let's get started.  Before I start my edition let me make it clear that this relative as mentioned before particularly 'S' is currently a forest officer and most of his days are spent in the middle of the forest as he is the only one who is responsible for the fact, that no dangerous animal travels into the loose shades.  And that also which lies beyond t

My Query ( Part 2 )

  I had recently made a blogger account but what is happening is something that I am not able to fix. Kindly help. What happens is when I log into my blogger website with the ' view blog ' tab then it can be seen that on the left-hand side under ' Navigation ' there are approximately 152 posts till now but when I am in the blogger dashboard then it shows me that I have 154 posts.  This is true in genuine then why is there such a huge difference in numbers? Kindly please refer to the below screenshots for easier understanding. I think there is an error kindly please help me in resolving it.  I am sorry unfortunately I cannot be of any help in dropping the screenshots of my query right here as I am kind of shaky here in the middle of nowhere. I think the cold ❄️  weather is taking too much out of me that, I am quite frozen ⛄  for the moment and I think I, will wait until it settles down. And I feel like responding again. Well, probably another time and another day will ha

Job ( Part 12 )

  Let's get a bit relaxed and enjoy a flashback of ' V '  before continuing ahead in this story. Probably, a flashback is just an excuse as I want to dive right into his history a little bit.  Well, not all but yes small particles of it would do the trick. At the age of 16 years, it happened with him that he started learning to drive on his own even though it is not permitted by-laws of some countries.  But his passion was something that made him an experienced driver in his rightful part. It was such that even when he was sleeping during night times he, used to drive in his dreams to the enchanting wonderland and the far-off unknown places with no restrictions at all.  When he used to expect birthday gifts from his so-called nasty friends even then also they used to give him fake toy cars for his amusement. That is right folks, sense of common sense was kind of missing from his youthful years.  Time after time he started driving with his imagination and that also to portra

Job ( Part 11 )

V had become completely obsolete till now as it can be seen by the various chain of events that had been taking place and that also since the time he made unworthily friends. So, now as it is clear to everyone that he was completely out of his mind, and while I am it let me tell you all more about it.  He was not only motivated because it had to be just like that but because he had given a promise to his father who was in great grievance before he died. Hmmm still thinking and now I think I, have got it.  Well, I thought it was a very difficult task in procuring his late father's name as he is only playing a very mynute role in this whole story. His name would be ' Sh ' for now. Since, in his whole family, there was a tradition of keeping such abbreviated names.  I know this is not a very good tradition of keeping such short names but I think it is okay in the end and does not need any further rectifications. From the very start, it was his father's dream of becoming an