Comedy Post: My Crazy Relative's Visit ( Part 10 )

The forest officer is once again here and will make everyone laugh especially, those whoever is reading this post as of now. The other day he was telling me how in the midwinters, he used to catch dangerous crocodiles and used to fight them with his bare body.

As he used to get pretty mad when seeing them around him, and not even his so-called famous dance could have saved on that very moment. He uses a trick and that too also, in the form of his overwhelming gas that he used to pass from his backdoor onto their faces.

And they usually used to get unconscious with that little secret trick of his. It is obvious to say that many animals at that time also used to get unwell whenever he does such a nasty thing of protecting his loved ones also in the forest.

Many years later when he was, almost at the foot of retirement then, at that spot he was accumulating money for not his family but for purchasing a first-hand new car.

But not for his fun but for testing the speed of his own body along, with that of a car manufactured by humans. He told his wife who also, knew driving, and whenever, she used to get excited then at that time, she used to roll down on the floor and start performing catwalk.

As she was too much attached to cats and wanted to feel like one. Even though she used to sit on his back every time, she wanted to do outdoor shopping or even, go to the nearby grocery shop. He used to take her without applying some basic common sense.

He used to tell her seriously, every time whenever she wanted to go out that ' hold my ears with both hands and alter my speed by pressing on to them'. The more force she applied on holding them right, the more he used to gather energy, and with great intensity.

He used to get along with more speed, and thus, includes the opposite for less speed. Please do wait for the next thrilling passage.

Till Then

See Yaa...

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