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Comedy Post: My Crazy Relative's Visit ( Part 12 )

'W' was having time of his life as he started recording the dance with his phone, and was also thinking of making the video viral. He was desperately waiting for the video to be captured by the camera of his smartphone.  Whereas 'S' was displaying his dance, and at the same time fuming in anger, and concluded taking out the little jackpot that, he had with him. I forgot to mention the fact, that where ever he went,  he always carried a small box with him, which was of medium size. And was rectangular as, well, as a little bit huge. Now, what was in the box, let me but in before I continue this story even further. It has gone by that anyone would ask him this question as to what was in the black box and on the outside it was written in bold letters ' Caution: Do Not Open This box'.  I asked him about it earlier and in response, I came to know from the horse's mouth ( I mean my relative known as 'S' ) That he is carrying poisonous snakes in that myster

Comedy Post: My Crazy Relative's Visit ( Part 11 )

  ,My poor relative who is 'S ' did not know anything about general knowledge but his skills were much more appreciated, wherever animals came into the playing field of dark forests, and the unknown dimensions of the land area. Technically speaking, He was telling me the other day about, his feud with the lineman over not fixing his telephone on time. And for even, which amounts to bills were being paid on time by him.  He was so much angrier over, the disconnection of his telephone. In reality, he started dancing in his favorite Nagin pose in front of the lineman.  Even the lineman was getting entertainment and that also was free of cost. But the lineman was enjoying, the show too much that he forgot to fix his line, and lied down on the floor and enjoyed the show that ' S ' was running. But somewhere, he was not able to figure out what was going, on. Let's give the lineman a name. Well, how would ' W' sound? If you ask me then, I would write that it is ade

Wife ( Part 2 )

I had asked my relative the other day that does, he believes in ghosts and he replied, that I see ghosts every day and mostly when I wake up in the morning. At first, I thought he must have been talking about, his wife because it has to be her that, he watches from a distance from morning till night.  Well, to be more precise I could write, that not a ghost but an Aatma because pronouncing a female with a male name simply, does not make much sense to me. Since I cannot figure out any head or tail from it.  It would be best to refer, to her as an ' Aatma ' but he told me that, his wife is worse than that and what he quoted to me earlier was in the form of 'Chudail or Witch'.  I told him that this is a common problem of every living male on this planet and there is nothing much which, I can help out of it.  I was telling myself as to what, will be the title of this passage, and at first, I thought to name it as the 'second installment of Ghosts '. I finally though

Comedy Post: My Crazy Relative's Visit ( Part 10 )

The forest officer is once again here and will make everyone laugh especially, those whoever is reading this post as of now. The other day he was telling me how in the midwinters, he used to catch dangerous crocodiles and used to fight them with his bare body.  As he used to get pretty mad when seeing them around him, and not even his so-called famous dance could have saved on that very moment. He uses a trick and that too also, in the form of his overwhelming gas that he used to pass from his backdoor onto their faces. And they usually used to get unconscious with that little secret trick of his. It is obvious to say that many animals at that time also used to get unwell whenever he does such a nasty thing of protecting his loved ones also in the forest.  Many years later when he was, almost at the foot of retirement then, at that spot he was accumulating money for not his family but for purchasing a first-hand new car. But not for his fun but for testing the speed of his own body alo