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Comedy Post: My Crazy Relative's Visit ( Part 8 )

 



S who is my relative till now in the story is such, that even when he is alone at his home and having an off from the densely populated forest that he is still guarding with his life. He was, quite worried about the safety of all his friends in the form of all animals in the forest. 

He knew that worrying more about them would make him tenser and will eventually, lead to increasing his blood pressure as well, as the steam that he gets from his ears whenever tensed about anything. I know the fact that he produces steam and that is why the other day I decided to make a cup of tea. 

Unfortunately, I thought of using the gas pipeline in the kitchen but afterward, I thought of not wasting precious natural resources from the environment. That is where one thought struck my mind and in that very moment, I told myself why not make him tense on purpose, when he is fully ready to blow steam from his ears.

 Why not take advantage of the fact, and make tea from the steam that he will pull out. So, I decided to drive him back in memory lane right before his holiday adventure and I got lucky as I drew his attention to the unsafe animals that he had to take care of. 

His center of attraction lies in training his body like a car which can not only go from one place to another but from one country to another as well. I did not ask him even once but instead, he told me happily that he earns money with steam coming out of his ears, whenever he got angry and that also in the form of having his very own steam bath for people who do not have money to go anywhere and need steam baths. 

He told me further that people call him the " Steam Engine " which he likes to hear a lot.

See Yaa...



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