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Comedy Post: My Crazy Relative's Visit ( Part 21 )

The honest forest officer was on his own once upon a time during his test to make the lion happy in the jungle and till now this is a very obvious scenario as to what will he be doing in this kind of case. Any guesses?? I thought so, well let me give a proper reply that he started performing his classical dance in front of the hungry lion and to which the lion was feeling annoyed by watching him do all sorts of crazy stuff.  The lion howled at him and to which at first my relative was not even bothered as he was in his tune. Adding a little more to it, was that the lion also felt dizzy after some time and somehow got hypnotized by the actions of his Nagin dance.  And after some time, the lion went to sleep which allowed him to drop him off at a safer place in the forest, where he would not hinder the peace of other animals of the forest.  Lineman till now had fixed his telephone wire and was asking him to check whether his phone is running properly or not.  My relati...

My Query ( Part 4 )

I have this query regarding monetization that for example if I am uploading creative commons by embedding lots of effects on them and mostly I am getting public watch hours from their only and now my channel has not yet been monetized but have only achieved subscriber count that is 1000?  So will it get monetized as I am not feeling that it will not get monetized but only to be the safe side, I thought about rectifying my query that is why I am posting here?  Plus another query is that in this case if I start making videos where my face and voice are involved, will it be considered for monetization? and in this case,  will the YouTube team count watch hours of these new videos or not? I will be patiently waiting for a reply from your end. Thanks With Warm Regards  Stars

Thoughts Of The Writer ( Part 2 )

This policy of not writing on cryptocurrencies is not great but in fact, at times I wonder if for example, a new beginner wants to write on such a topic then there is this silly barrier from the AdSense policy program. I do not understand that the reason they provide for elaborating this is not adequate for anyone and that could be any  A, B, C, or even D.  It narrows the thinking process. I would love to leave feedback on the homepage of the AdSense homepage. It somehow amounts to snatching of freedom to write and this is something that the team must fix on their backend.  It is okay that there are tons of articles on Google regarding the said aspect but still even if I want to write then I will go for it and not think about it over and over again. Whereas I know that promoting vaccines is also something that must be looked after as it is important. Adequate time must be spent on fixing this barrier and also giving some freedom of thought is necessary. In the end, I woul...

Comedy Post: My Crazy Relative's Visit ( Part 20 )

The other day just as usual my relative was telling me that he can capture 10 crocodiles at one time and to this, my reply was as to how is it possible, then again in reply he told me that it is pure training in the forest by which he has persuaded his body to be the strongest as well as his brain. It has not been long but still, there was a day when another funny incident happened with him and that was related to his house as he was not able to eat anything on that day.  He started knocking on the neighbor's door and then in front of them started posing his classical Nagin dance. Even though he was thinking that perhaps the neighbors took everything from his house while he was in the forest but this was not the case and it cannot be helped from here on.  No one would knock on anyone's door in the middle of the night but he was like this only. After some time had elapsed that day, he saw natural grass in his garden and started stuffing his mouth with as much as he can to fill ...

Comedy Post: My Crazy Relative's Visit ( Part 19 )

  The lineman was having fun by looking at his wife by asking for a cup of tea. Even, though my relative's wife also had some training about the fabulous Nagin dance and she also was an animal lover. Once upon a time she met up accidentally with the forest officer and fell in love with him during her strange journey. Even though she wanted to adopt a pet in her house but was out of money and she was looking for an alternative and that is where she bumped into my unfaithful relative.  At first, she felt too much irritated by his annoying dance as well as his tongue which works as a key for every lock that is there in town. But then she explored more use of his so-called forest officer in the kitchen as that is still one place where she enjoys having him on his side.  This is not because of any joy or what could be called the fountain of love but of the fact that she likes his whistle sound more than that which comes out from the cooker, whenever something is going on in th...

Comedy Post: My Crazy Relative's Visit ( Part 18 )

My relative continues to hang on the wall like a photo frame but he is either too much or pretends to be like that. Even though I enjoy every second of mine with him and he even enjoys motivating other people in following the footsteps of his mesmerizing dance.  But they all want to stay away from him as much as possible. It appears to me that there is no alternative for the likes of him but seems like it can't be helped.  At times, he tries to act very intelligently but is at the bottom level of a thermometer. So as I had mentioned in the previous passage but will not even show the ending part over here as it might get captured in terms of plagiarism and so I would like to continue from where I had left.  Anyway, he told me out of curiosity the other day that he can open any car without using any sort of keys as this operation happens manually and that also by his raw tongue. I feel like laughing for hours whenever I retain such funny responses from his side.  He is...

Comedy Post: My Crazy Relative's Visit ( Part 17 )

My relative was fully prepared in scaring the lineman for fixing his default telephone and so after finishing his ceremony with his Nagin Dance, he was giving orders to his snakes by making weird voices like oooooh and wee, as these were the common phrases. He wanted to give specific instructions to his snake but the opposite happened instead.  After some time had passed, he thought of opening the magic box but to his unforeseen attention, his snakes were not there as he chanted the wrong phrases and got bitten by his loyal snakes and in return, he also did the same with them. He then exported poison by his raw teeth little by little and in lesser time, he was absolutely out of danger but I am not sure that I could say the same for the snakes as they died because of his sting.  Even though this is still a mystery to date as to what had happened, exactly but anyway this is also okay. It is very strange to know that he was not able to find the lineman afterward but then his mobi...