Comedy Post: My Crazy Relative's Visit ( Part 17 )

My relative was fully prepared in scaring the lineman for fixing his default telephone and so after finishing his ceremony with his Nagin Dance, he was giving orders to his snakes by making weird voices like oooooh and wee, as these were the common phrases. He wanted to give specific instructions to his snake but the opposite happened instead.

After some time had passed, he thought of opening the magic box but to his unforeseen attention, his snakes were not there as he chanted the wrong phrases and got bitten by his loyal snakes and in return, he also did the same with them. He then exported poison by his raw teeth little by little and in lesser time, he was absolutely out of danger but I am not sure that I could say the same for the snakes as they died because of his sting.

Even though this is still a mystery to date as to what had happened, exactly but anyway this is also okay. It is very strange to know that he was not able to find the lineman afterward but then his mobile vibrated in his pocket, which acted as a trigger for the snakes to go back in their den.

And that was their black box which he carries around his back wherever he went. Now let us bring in the lineman into the picture as he had fixed his telephone wire, and at first, he thought of having a massage from his wife but then he thought of taking a looking at her as it would make him happy.

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