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Comedy Post: My Crazy Relative's Visit ( Part 12 )

'W' was having time of his life as he started recording the dance with his phone, and was also thinking of making the video viral. He was desperately waiting for the video to be captured by the camera of his smartphone.  Whereas 'S' was displaying his dance, and at the same time fuming in anger, and concluded taking out the little jackpot that, he had with him. I forgot to mention the fact, that where ever he went,  he always carried a small box with him, which was of medium size. And was rectangular as, well, as a little bit huge. Now, what was in the box, let me but in before I continue this story even further. It has gone by that anyone would ask him this question as to what was in the black box and on the outside it was written in bold letters ' Caution: Do Not Open This box'.  I asked him about it earlier and in response, I came to know from the horse's mouth ( I mean my relative known as 'S' ) That he is carrying poisonous snakes in that myster...

Comedy Post: My Crazy Relative's Visit ( Part 11 )

  ,My poor relative who is 'S ' did not know anything about general knowledge but his skills were much more appreciated, wherever animals came into the playing field of dark forests, and the unknown dimensions of the land area. Technically speaking, He was telling me the other day about, his feud with the lineman over not fixing his telephone on time. And for even, which amounts to bills were being paid on time by him.  He was so much angrier over, the disconnection of his telephone. In reality, he started dancing in his favorite Nagin pose in front of the lineman.  Even the lineman was getting entertainment and that also was free of cost. But the lineman was enjoying, the show too much that he forgot to fix his line, and lied down on the floor and enjoyed the show that ' S ' was running. But somewhere, he was not able to figure out what was going, on. Let's give the lineman a name. Well, how would ' W' sound? If you ask me then, I would write that it is ade...

Wife ( Part 2 )

I had asked my relative the other day that does, he believes in ghosts and he replied, that I see ghosts every day and mostly when I wake up in the morning. At first, I thought he must have been talking about, his wife because it has to be her that, he watches from a distance from morning till night.  Well, to be more precise I could write, that not a ghost but an Aatma because pronouncing a female with a male name simply, does not make much sense to me. Since I cannot figure out any head or tail from it.  It would be best to refer, to her as an ' Aatma ' but he told me that, his wife is worse than that and what he quoted to me earlier was in the form of 'Chudail or Witch'.  I told him that this is a common problem of every living male on this planet and there is nothing much which, I can help out of it.  I was telling myself as to what, will be the title of this passage, and at first, I thought to name it as the 'second installment of Ghosts '. I finally though...

Comedy Post: My Crazy Relative's Visit ( Part 10 )

The forest officer is once again here and will make everyone laugh especially, those whoever is reading this post as of now. The other day he was telling me how in the midwinters, he used to catch dangerous crocodiles and used to fight them with his bare body.  As he used to get pretty mad when seeing them around him, and not even his so-called famous dance could have saved on that very moment. He uses a trick and that too also, in the form of his overwhelming gas that he used to pass from his backdoor onto their faces. And they usually used to get unconscious with that little secret trick of his. It is obvious to say that many animals at that time also used to get unwell whenever he does such a nasty thing of protecting his loved ones also in the forest.  Many years later when he was, almost at the foot of retirement then, at that spot he was accumulating money for not his family but for purchasing a first-hand new car. But not for his fun but for testing the speed of his own...

Comedy Post: My Crazy Relative's Visit ( Part 9 )

What was I writing in the previous sequel? Does anyone remember coz hopefully, it has got slipped from my mind as of now?.  It may require deeper inhalation of oxygen for a few moments and then, I would be ready to wrap up my thoughts in this sequel about something.  Reader:  Dear Mr. Famous writer, you were, writing about ( Ghosts: Spirits Live Forever ) and the first installment is over and we would like to read the second sequel, as of now in this passage.  Kindly please go grab an energy drink and recall your thoughts. Writer: Oh, Thank You so much my dear fans for making me remember where was I. So, without wasting any more precious time I would like to start my passage. Reader: Gladly, Agreed for the Same Writer: Thank You So as I was writing my relative had complete knowledge that yes, spirits do exist after an event happened with him in the past at his very house. He was living alone at that time when he was newly appointed as a forest officer. And at that ti...

Righteous Way : Special ( Part 7 )

I feel so much pity for the lady who I keep glorifying in my past passage till now and honestly speaking I can also summarize this piece of writing with a much deeper understanding. and for which kindly, please read till the last word of the sentence.  Her works are truly remarkable not only in her world but also in front of the whole world. I have observed her in more tangled-up situations and there is hardly anyone who is out there in this world, who can measure up to her mesmerizing nature of love and strength.  Her role as a social health worker has not only strengthened the roots of ideologies of all sorts of crazy personalities but even, made much out of it. Sometimes it feels like to scold her in such a way that she can, give retirement to her work, and rest all the time in the big house where her family resides.  If there is a God somewhere I would request him, to take over the mother load that he has put on her delicate shoulders. It is not her age to function as...

Ghosts : Spirits Live Forever ( Part 1 )

  As each one of us knows spirits live forever and when I am writing on this subject, it could also sound the opposite which is quite true in general. Many of us still are in a guessing phase that how can spirits live after a person has gone to heaven.  Let me be frank this is not true especially, in poor areas and the most common of them could be in the form of villages as that, is what might be called in actual sense the real stakeholders of all of this business. In my opinion, I cannot comment on the factor but many people believe it to be somewhat true.  I cannot hinder anyone's feelings regarding this very aspect as everyone has got different sets of beliefs and if I add more to it then let me begin by writing my introductory para which I had, mentioned in the previous passage in the form of my relative. As he is the one who believes in such things and at the same time promotes these silly beliefs which do not make any sense at all.  Till now I have written his ...